Geek Male Maintenance E-mail
Written by Eric   
Saturday, 27 June 2009 22:57
Saw this linked off of DIGG and found it too funny not to post here.  Obviously written from the perspective of a geek girl.  The title of the article is:  "5 Tips on Proper Geek Male Maintenance (or How To Keep your Geek Male Running Smoothly)"

  1. Geek Males often work in fields that cause them to have to think a great deal and work long or irregular hours. This generally results in what I call “hurty brain”*

    *Hurty Brain stems from the repeated misfiring of synapses that occurs when a question is asked of a geek that is light years behind what they specialize in.


    Talking to them when they are fresh off dealing with the “raging stupid” is likely a bad idea as they aren't always able to distinguish you from the enemy while suffering from "Hurty Brain".

    Crack them a beer or pour them a glass of whatever they prefer and let them be for a while. Giving them time to read webcomics or kill a few things on the PS3 lets them unwind, allows the brain to repair itself and gives the beast within time to settle down.


  2. Geek Males need play time. Whether it’s Xbox, Warcraft, or building PC’s from parts, geek guys need time to engage in said activities. Without harassment. You may not know a Tauren from a Master Chief, but just because you may not get it doesn’t mean he doesn’t think its pretty dang awesome.

    Side note: This is true for any hobby, really. If you haven’t found a way to give your guy a couple of nights to do what he likes without interruption, you’re going to find yourself single fairly soon.

    If you engage in the same activities (and enjoy them – no fair just “pretending” so you can be included), that opens up the possibilities. Heck, girls like Magic just as much as boys do and any Geek worth his salt loves a woman who knows how rock the DPS. ;-)

    2a. NOTE: Geeks do have a tendency to lose track of time and may go over limit. Pulling your geek away from his hobbies may at times seem daunting, but remember, to get his attention you need only employ one simple tactic:

    Lingerie.


  3. Let’s talk about movies. Be fair. Really. Asking a guy to watch a “chick flick” is already asking a lot. (On a side note, I’ve never really understood why women ask that. I mean, why would you want to torment a guy? ::grin:: Don’t you have girlfriends to go to the movies with?)

    Solution? Trade off. If you’re going to ask him to watch Steel Magnolias, you’d better be ready to watch Buckaroo Banzai. Know what I mean?


  4. Buying him a present? Want to know what he wants? Giftcards. Giftcards. Giftcards.

    Why? Because Geek males are horridly self sufficient. You’re going to buy him a book or a game and you’ll be –so- proud of yourself that you remembered he wanted the new David Weber hardback when you were at the mall.

    But by the time you’re ready to give it to him he’ll walk into the house with a bag from Best Buy or Borders because he got it for himself. Yeah, I’m looking at you.


  5. Lastly, and perhaps the most challenging...engaging the geek male in conversation. Obviously you got through the door if you're reading this list and taking notes, but knowing how to communicate with the opposite sex is what makes or breaks any relationship.

    Learn how to speak Geek or at least learn to actively listen to the Geek in your life.

    For reference, let's define what "geek" means, and for that we call upon the words of a college professor: Being a geek means possessing and being passionate about knowledge that no one cares about or considers.

    No one.

    So, you can see that the geek male is largely ignored throughout his natural life, even amongst his own people. There is hope because being male, geek males understand the logic of an argument even if the rest of the natural world believes the argument to be nonsense. The key is to counter his geek with your own.

    There's got to be something inside you, or easily accessible that you can call into discussion as a parallel to form an argument. Draw the parallel and you're good. He may not understand it in perfect context, but he will acknowledge your passion for it and your attempt at relating.

    He may also secretly wet himself a little.
 
Overconfidence E-mail
Written by Eric   
Thursday, 18 June 2009 21:12
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Back up E-mail
Written by Eric   
Tuesday, 09 June 2009 18:43
Well Comcast never showed, so no clue what's up, but my internet appears to be working and server seems mostly happy.  Crossing my fingers and hoping it keeps up this way.
 
Moving E-mail
Written by Eric   
Monday, 08 June 2009 06:42
Tomorrow is the big day.  Here's hoping Comcast can get their acts together and get me internet same day, or at least not several weeks later.
 
Downtime coming E-mail
Written by Eric   
Tuesday, 02 June 2009 08:35
Moving on Monday/Tuesday of next week so expect the site(and my email) to be down for a while.  Hopefully can get it back up the same day but we'll see.
 
Poo Flu E-mail
Written by Eric   
Saturday, 02 May 2009 10:00

The swine flu can cause tension between friends.

 Pooflu

 
Source of the Swine Flu E-mail
Written by Eric   
Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:01

Officials have finally found the source of the swine flu:

 
Shuttin' Detroit Down E-mail
Written by Eric   
Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:44

John Rich, a country music artist, recently released a song that describes the times pretty darn well.  The lyrics follow and here is a link to the song.

 

My daddy taught me that in this country everyone’s the same
You work hard for your dollar and you never pass the blame
When it don’t go your way
Now I see all these big shots whinin’ on my evening news
About how they’re losin’ billions and how it’s up to me and you
To come running to the rescue
Well pardon me if I don’t shed a tear ‘cause they’re selling make believe
And we don’t buy that here

Cause in the real world there shutting Detroit down
While the boss man takes his bonus pay and jets out of town/
And DC’s bailing out the bankers as the farmers auction ground,
Yeah while they’re living it up on Wall Street in that New York City town,
Here in the real world there shuttin’ Detroit down.
They’re shuttin’ Detroit down.”


Well that old man’s been workin’ in that plant most all of his life
Now his pension plan’s been cut in half and he can’t afford to die
And it’s a crying shame, ‘cause he ain’t the one to blame
When I look down and see his caloused hands,
Let me tell you friend it gets me fightin’ mad


Cause in the real world there shutting Detroit down
While the boss man takes his bonus pay and jets out of town/
And DC’s bailing out the bankers as the farmers auction ground,
Yeah while they’re living it up on Wall Street in that New York City town,
Here in the real world there shuttin’ Detroit down.
They’re shuttin’ Detroit down.”

Instrumental solo

Yeah while there’ living it up on Wall Street in that New York City town
Here in the real world there shuttin’ Detroit down
Here in the real world there shuttin’ Detroit down

In the real world they’re shuttin Detroit down, they’re shuttin’ Detroit down.

 

Last Updated on Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:22
 
Horrifying Politics E-mail
Written by Eric   
Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:26

Some scary stuff going on in the political world.  The key exerpt that raises eyebrows:

"The Obama Administration on Mar. 25 issued details on proposed legislation for a "resolution authority" that would give the President sweeping powers to dismantle or reorganize failing companies that pose a threat to the country's financial system. The proposal would also effectively shift some authority now held by the judiciary to the executive branch in an effort to speed up what could otherwise be slow-moving bankruptcy proceedings."

 Excuse me? Shifting power?  [sarcasm]That doesn't sound at all contrary to the Constitution, the wishes of the founding fathers, or the will of the American peoplel[/sarcasm].  Check the full story here.

 
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